Idiots may not vote.
The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
In Carrizozo - It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
In Deming - Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.
In Deming - Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
In Raton - It is illegal for a woman to rider horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
Las Cruces - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.