Weird Florida Laws
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence. Read More
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
In Big Pine Key - It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
In Broward County - Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands.
In Cape Coral - It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
In Cape Coral - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
In Cape Coral City - A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
In Daytona Beach - The molestation of trash cans is banned.
In Daytona Beach - Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
In Daytona Beach - Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
In Destin - It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
In Destin - Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a ‘bad cat’.
In Destin - If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
In Destin - Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
In Destin - If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
In Destin - It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
In Destin - If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
In Hialeah - Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
In Key West - Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
In Miami Beach - Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
In Miami Beach - Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
In Miami Beach - Termite farms are not allowed within the city.
In Miami Beach - No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.
In Naples - Neon signs are prohibited.
In Palm Bay - Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
In Pensacola - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
In Pensacola - It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
In Pensacola - A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Sanford - Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
In Sarasota - If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
In Sarasota - You may not catch crabs.
In Satellite Beach - Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
In Tampa - Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
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