Short Redneck Jokes

Short Redneck Jokes


  • How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?
       When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
       and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

  • How can you tell if a Louisiana redneck is married?
       There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

  • Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
    in Oklahoma to 32?
       It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

  • A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
    beloved widow,
       but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

  • What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
       Documentaries.

  • Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
       If it would've been invented anywhere else,
       it would have been called a teeth brush.

  • A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
       the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

  • Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
       The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

  • The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
       Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
       The library was a total loss, too.
       Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
       and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

  • A new law was recently passed in Mississippi:
       When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. Short Redneck Jokes