| A guy has a flat tire on the road by a fence of an asylum for mentally ill patients. While changing the tire he manages to lose the lug nuts and can't secure the spare tire to the car. An inmate standing by the fence is watching and says "Take one nut off the other three tires until you can replace the ones you lost." The motorist is dumbfounded and says "how did you come up with that? That's a really good idea." The patient says "I'm mentally ill, not stupid." During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?" |
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