Bird jokes 04

Bird jokes 04

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

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