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Worm jokes 02

What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!

What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!

What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!

Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!

What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
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