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A witch jokeWhy is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
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Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!
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What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!
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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to spell properly!
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What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
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How do you get milk from a witches cat?
Steal her saucer!
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Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!