Silly 14
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one!Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!
Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy!
It's time for your violin lesson.
Oh, Fiddle!
How old is your granddad?
I don't know but we've had him a long time!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
What is a tornado?
Mother nature doing the twist!