Appliance Product Warnings:
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." - On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"For external use only!" - On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." - On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." - On a hair dryer.
"Keep away from water" - White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer.
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - "Do not use while sleeping."
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." - On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not use for drying pets." - In the manual for a microwave oven.
" Not to be used for the other use." - ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - "Do not Iron clothes on body."
"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." - A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
"Do not eat toner." - On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - On an electric rotary tool.
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? " - ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS.
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." - In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows." - On Air Conditioner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning." - On a Vacuum Cleaner
Cloths Product Warnings
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." - On a child-Sized Superman Costume
"Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly." - On a Batman Costume
"This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician." - Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap.
"Do not wash or dry clean." - On a Graduation Gown
"You cannot save the world!" - On Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume
"It is not suitable for driving under conditions of poor light." - Ray-Ban Sunglasses