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  • A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

  • In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

  • In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

  • If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

  • Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

  • A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

  • In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

  • A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

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  • In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

  • A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

  • Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

  • Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

  • During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

  • In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

  • In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

  • Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

  • In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

  • In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

  • Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

  • In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

  • A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

  • No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

  • In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

  • The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

  • In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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Anonymous   |207.144.15.xxx |2008-06-15 17:51:04
Some of these are so bizarre that I have to wonder about the politicians and
government officials who actually discussed and passed these laws. They must
have all been a bunch of degenerate perverts to even think some of this up.
hunterxhunter   |122.54.238.xxx |2008-07-04 04:28:39
i really dont think these weird sex laws exist.. do they?
Anonymous   |68.49.111.xxx |2008-07-04 23:11:12
How is anyone ever born in Nevada?
Anonymous   |96.2.128.xxx |2008-07-06 15:46:03
poke holes in the condom, of course. there's no law for tampering with your own
rubber
Anonymous   |65.79.248.xxx |2008-07-22 07:07:11
this is one scrued up page lol
Jim  - You Forgot the Best One!   |209.159.223.xxx |2008-08-02 12:35:39
In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a walk in freezer. We had a
problem with that at one time.
Anonymous   |196.207.32.xxx |2008-09-02 01:22:02
Anonymous   |71.215.142.xxx |2008-09-09 13:34:11
With the exception of the Nevada state law about using a condom, all of these
laws were probably written way back in the days of the respective towns founding
fathers. Plus, things like this aren't discussed at large by a governing party,
they are written in as part of bigger laws. AKA, bylaws. AND, these laws are
probably applicable in court cases dealing with screwed up people trying to sue
the crap out of each other for stupid reasons and just use them against each
other because they can, and not because they have any valid purpose.
Claire   |76.113.225.xxx |2008-11-05 15:03:11

I dont think these are real....I read the ones for my state and I have
never heard of any of these...
talktalk   |68.4.100.xxx |2008-11-07 13:46:28
How do women in Washington state lose their virginity then?
Merlin  - virgin sex law   |98.125.228.xxx |2008-12-13 19:21:47
The answer is of course simple logic; once the sex act commences, at that first
micro second of contact, she is no longer a virgin, any time before that
microsecond she is still a virgin because she has not yet had sex; thus one
could well, and logically, say it is impossible to have sex with a Virgin.
anonymous   |63.224.113.xxx |2009-07-01 21:28:20
then would u have to leave Washington to lose your virginity??
Jim_Canuck   |65.94.119.xxx |2008-11-12 02:41:40
I think the idea is to prevent politicians from multiplying. Failed law!
Jim_Canuck   |65.94.119.xxx |2008-11-12 02:42:54
I think the idea is to prevent politicians in Washington from multiplying.
Failed law!
nileak   |69.169.149.xxx |2008-11-22 13:14:37
I think most of these were written way back when, when laws were less abided by
and times were just different.
Anonymous   |170.185.217.xxx |2008-12-17 09:08:10
:hi is this really true
Anonymous   |216.36.146.xxx |2008-12-26 21:34:12
my husband is very naughty in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
myrna   |75.17.32.xxx |2008-12-29 16:13:15
is there a lot of virgins in Washington state??????
Jack thompson  - EMRMM   |91.208.219.xxx |2009-01-07 06:10:50
Hello,
i am gay and i live in washington but i cant to the missoinary position
so i do it on my own with my dog luca. Is this illegal??? i really need to no
other wise i may have to ask my sister or mother to help me with this becasue i
cant go with out sex that would be terrible its my life
tom w  - mr   |91.208.219.xxx |2009-01-07 06:15:42
Well jack!... its fine to do what you are doing as i have seen georgio doing it
with his dog!
tim   |98.66.239.xxx |2009-01-25 07:03:02
WHAT!!!????
tim  - who going to stop the moose?   |98.66.239.xxx |2009-01-25 06:56:07
about the law in Fairbanks.Has anyone told this to the moose? I mean if I saw
two moose going at I ain't going try and stop them
Anonymous   |92.9.42.xxx |2009-01-31 12:10:03
God gave men penises for a reason..... to use them ANY WAY WE WANT SO FUCK U
AMERICA AND ALL YOUR STUPID AND USELESS LAWS
Anonymous   |41.204.224.xxx |2009-02-07 11:00:00
are they true.
sawos  - are u sure   |41.204.224.xxx |2009-02-07 11:00:48
Evie   |67.187.252.xxx |2009-02-09 02:44:19
With all the ones that confused me, this one is what I just can't seem to
understand.

"In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)"

Do
they have to leave state or something? I mean really.

These Sound Fake, but
idk people are crazy.
emerica  - i like it hard!     |65.118.190.xxx |2009-02-25 08:54:10
i like it hard and rough it feels good if you have a small dick dont
try to get with me because i like them huge and juicy baby!!!!!!! i love
georgie!!!!!
janice  - sex....     |65.118.190.xxx |2009-02-26 09:23:34
janice  - sexxxxxxxxxxx...     |65.118.190.xxx |2009-02-26 09:25:24
hey i like sex and i want a real good man to fuck me hard ... If you have a big
dick hell yeah but if you dny then oh well better luck next time.....
KMS  - Tremonton-Utah     |64.122.177.xxx |2009-03-16 15:09:44
"A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a
man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's
name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any
punishment."

Yeah, leave it to Tremonton to make up weird (sexist, racist,
pointless, and just plain baffling) laws like this. Most of their laws are kind
of funny...
backut  - More cool info!   |93.72.88.xxx |2009-03-23 05:54:00
Very amusing laws! I don't think anyone follows it If you are interested
for some documentary evidence check http://rapidqueen.com/ - you won't be bored
Weird Sex     |72.48.210.xxx |2009-03-26 09:47:59
The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe
combined. Alot of these are old historical laws that haven't ever been taken off
the books, like the one in Utah that says sex with an animal—unless performed
for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. Pretty funny
stuff.
Sara   |92.1.235.xxx |2009-06-17 07:24:59
"In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin
under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)"

So no one ever
stops being a virgin??
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