Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Globe - Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
In Hayden - If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
In Maricopa - No more than six girls may live in any house.
In Mesa - It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
In Mohave - A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
In Nogales - An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
In Prescott - No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
In Tempe - One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
In Tombstone - It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.