Weird Florida Laws

Weird Florida Laws

• The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

• One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

• Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence. Read More
  

• Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

• Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

• It is illegal to sell your children.

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

• It is considered an offense to shower naked.

• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

• Oral sex is illegal.

• You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

• Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

• In Big Pine Key - It is illegal to molest a Key deer.

• In Broward County - Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands.

• In Cape Coral - It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

• In Cape Coral - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.

• In Cape Coral City - A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.

• In Daytona Beach - The molestation of trash cans is banned.

• In Daytona Beach - Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.

• In Daytona Beach - Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.

• In Destin - It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.

• In Destin - Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a ‘bad cat’.

• In Destin - If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.

• In Destin - Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.

• In Destin - If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.

• In Destin - It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.

• In Destin - If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.

• In Hialeah - Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

• In Key West - Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

• In Miami Beach - Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.

• In Miami Beach - Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.

• In Miami Beach - Termite farms are not allowed within the city.

• In Miami Beach - No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.

• In Naples - Neon signs are prohibited.

• In Palm Bay - Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.

• In Pensacola - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

• In Pensacola - It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

• In Pensacola - A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

• In Sanford - Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.

• In Sarasota - If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.

• In Sarasota - You may not catch crabs.

• In Satellite Beach - Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.

• In Tampa - Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

• In Tampa - Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.

Weird Florida Law