Weird Thoughts 29

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Weird Thoughts 29

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

What happens when none of your bees wax?

Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

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mariann - True

|69.150.241.xxx |2008-05-28 11:09:17

I think these thoughts are true but if one tries to fail and succeds,
then the person succeeded.

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sgg - confusing

|24.58.141.xxx |2008-05-30 18:58:26

if one tries to fail and succeeds then they have succeeded, which means they
failed in trying not to succeed so i think in the end it all works out. I think
it is really a never ending chain.

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Alphabet - Interesting

|208.117.17.xxx |2008-06-24 16:12:34

If you try to fail, and succeed in failing, you've done both. The thing is,
you've succeeded in one task, which was to fail the other task, which you
accomplished. It's not a paradox because you're doing two tasks at once, and you
failed one and succeeded at the other, but at the same time, so it appears to be
a paradox.

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