Redneck Medical Terms

Redneck Medical Terms


  • A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
  • Asphalt describes rectal problems.
  • A condom is a large apartment.
  • Douche is the French word for "twelve.
  • Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
  • A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
  • Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
  • An erection is when Japanese people vote.
  • A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
  • An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
  • Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
  • A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
  • The clitoris is a type of flower.
  • Testacles are found on an octopus.
  • Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
  • Masturbate is used to catch large fish.