Lightbulb joke 23
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ?
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.