Weird Montana

Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

In Billings - No person shall raise pet rats.

In Billings - Persons in possession of a "pea shooter" risk it being conviscated by police.

In Billings - It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.

In Billings - Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.

In Billings - It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.

In Excelsior Springs - Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

In Excelsior Springs - Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.

In Excelsior Springs - Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.

In Helena - It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

In Montana - It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

In Montana - The game of "folf" may not be played at night.

In Montana - No item may be thrown across a street.

In Kalispell - All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.

In Salisbury - Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

In Whitehall - It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.