Quote: If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way Author: Jack Handey
Quote: There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice Author: Mark Twain
Quote: There are some remedies worse than the disease Author: Publilius Syrus
Quote: Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it Author: Mark Twain
Quote: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage Author: Woody Allen
Quote: Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts Author: Mark Twain
Quote: I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse Author: Mark Twain
Quote: I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception Author: Mark Twain
Quote: He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help Author: Abraham Lincoln
Quote: An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening Author: Marlon Brando
Quote: Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on; he or she misses the whole point and spoils the show Author: David Cort
Quote: The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held Author: Woody Allen
Quote: Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of Author: Benjamin Franklin
Quote: Any system of government will work when everything is going well. It's the system that functions in the pinches that survive Author: John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Quote: The greatest evil which fortune can inflict on men is to endow them with small talents and great ambition - Marquis de Vauvenargues Author: Luc de Clapiers
Quote: Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Quote: Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances Author: Thomas Jefferson
Quote: Maybe you are the cool generation ... If coolness means a capacity to stay calm and use your head in the service of ends passionately believed in, then it has my admiration. Author: Kingman Brewster, Jr
Quote: We will have no truce or parlay with you [Hitler], or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best. Author: Sir Winston Churchill
Quote: You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go. Author: Dr. Seuss
Quote: There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Author: Beverly Sills
Quote: The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. Author: Nelson Henderson
Quote: We adore chaos because we love to produce order. Author: M. C. Escher
Quote: History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Author: Sir Winston Churchill
Quote: He who angers you conquers you. Author: Elizabeth Kenny
Quote: The sky is the daily bread of the eyes. Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quote: Look twice before you leap. Author: Charlotte Bronte
Quote: It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way. Author: Rollo May
Quote: Laughter is inner jogging. Author: Norman Cousins
Quote: Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. Author: Lord Byron
Quote: I look at my myself; and see a stone, I look at my friends and see gold, But I look at you, and see a gem. Author: Anonymous
Quote: I know no failure only not trying hard enough Author: Matthew Yanz cool