Mosquito jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin-diving!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!