Weird Oregon

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

Drivers may not pump their own gas.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., clothing that covers one's body from neck to knee.

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

As of January 1, 2000 all 5 bedroom homes will be evacuated and searched by police for drug substances every 2 months.

If caught in possession of Marijuana during the month of February, you will be assigned to two thousand hours of community service.

It is illegal to be seen in public with the number 69 on an article of clothing.

Dishes must drip dry.

The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical

It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

In Beaverton - You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

In Eugene - It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.

In Eugene -It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

In Hood River - Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

In Klamath River - It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

In Marion - You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

In Marion - Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

In Myrtle Creek - One may not box with a kangaroo.

In Portland - Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

In Portland - It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.

In Portland - People may not whistle underwater.

In Portland - You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

In Portland - No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact".

In Portland - Minors may not enter a room where a "social game" is being played.

In Portland - Trucks may not be parked on the street.

In Portland - Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.

In Portland - Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night.

In Salem - Women may not wrestle in Salem.

In Springfield - It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

In Stanfield - It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.

In Stanfield - Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

In Stanfield - No more than two people may share a single drink.

In Yamhill - It is illegal to predict the future.

In Yamhill - No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.