You know you're getting older when...

You know you're getting older when...You know you're getting older when...

1. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. Your back goes out more than you do.
14. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
15. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
16. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
17. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
18. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
19. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
20. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
21. You have a dream about prunes.
22. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
23. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
24. You wear black socks with sandals.
25. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.