"WARNING: This bag is not a toy." - McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy "This broom does not actually fly." - Harry Potter Toy Broom
"Some assembly required." - Unknown 500-piece puzzle
"Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!" - Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000
"Note: Game pieces do not actually talk." - “Guess Who” Game
"CAUTION: It is not a life saving device." - Unknown Beach Ball
"Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest." - Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." - On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." - On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Warning: May contain small parts." - On a frisbee.
"Do not use as ear plugs." - On a package of silly putty.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." - On a child sized Superman costume.
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." - On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
"Not for human consumption." - On a package of dice.