HYGIENE LABELS 
"WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately." - Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash
"WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color
"May contain foam." - Stridex Foaming Face Wash
"Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital." - Listerine Mouthwash
"Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision." - Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel
"Use only on underarms." - Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant
"Directions: Use like regular soap." - Dial Soap
"Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray
"Avoid getting in eyes." - Aussie Mega Shampoo
"Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age." - Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser
"Final step: “Pull up underwear”." - Unknown Tampons
"CAUTION: This is not a toy." - Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion
"Not intended for human consumption." - Mr. Bubbles
"Keep out of reach of children." - AAFES Baby Oil
"Keep away from children" - Little Ones Baby Lotion
"For external use only" - Aveeno Bath Treatment
"Do not use as an ice cream topping." - Unknown Hair Coloring
"WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry." - Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray
"CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin." - Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray
"Directions: Tear open packet and use." - Wet-Nap
"Not for intimate hygiene." - Fetish Body Mist
"Avoid contact with eyes." - Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion
"For adult use only." - Cabot’s Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.