Top NFL complaints

Top NFL complaints

Top NFL Complaints

• After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
  
  
• Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . . "head" or "tail".
  
  
• Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the finger".
  
  
• Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
  
  
• With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
  
  
• Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!
  
  
• Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
  
  
• Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!
  
  
• Don King only bribes boxing judges.
  
  
• Official rule books not made in Braille.
  
  
• I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!