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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure

 

 

Four guys were driving cross...

Four guys were driving cross country together-one from Idaho, one from Iowa,
one from Florida and the last one from New York.
A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag
and begins throwing them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks "What the hell are you doing?". The
man from Idaho says, "Man, we have SO MANY of these damned things in Idaho,
they're laying on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!!!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling husks of corn
from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?". The man from Iowa

replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa that I am SICK
of looking at them!!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes
the New Yorker out!

 


 

 

You Know You're From Idaho When:

 

  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

  • A girls' basketball game fills the gym.

  • The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for cattle prices and sports.
  • Vacation means going to Boise.

  • A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.

  • You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with."
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

  • In March your vehicle is 43% mud.

  • You know how to pronounce the entire name of Boise, Idaho.

  • Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box."

  • You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
  • You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

  • The elevation exceeds the population.

  • You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
  • You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
  • You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
  • You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
  • You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
  • You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

  • You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling

  • You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there.

  • You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.

  • When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.

  • You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.

  • You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

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