New Hampshire Jokes
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
A New Hampshire man walks into a library. (That's the whole joke)
You Know You're From New Hampshire When
- Your car acts as a freezer during Christmas time.
- You don't put your snow stuff away until May-after the annual May storm
- An exciting night with your boyfriend is watching the primary results come in
- Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
- A halloween costume must either be warm or fit over a snowsuit
- You can pronounce Kancamangus and know what it is
- You get confused when you leave the state and are charged sales tax
- Distance is measure in time, not miles
- Wicked isn't just a Broadway Musical, but is a word used on a daily basis
- Your closest neighbor is a quarter of a mile away and you still know them
- You or several people you know work for the Common Man
- You hate people from Massachusetts because they are terrible drivers
- Down South to you means Boston.
- You've gotten into an argument with someone about whether Vermont or New Hampshire has better Maple Syrup
- You know someone that owns chickens
- Going to the mall often either requires an hour drive or going to Tilton
- You buy your Christmas presents at the feed and grain store.
- Christina-r is a girl's name and you get excited when you have an idea-r
- Going to Manchvegas for the day is a big deal
- You get excited to hear Fritz Wetherbee say: "I'll tell you a story"
- You cried when The Old Man on the Mountain fell