Virginia Jokes
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Virginia: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
HOW ABOUT THEM WAHOOS?
Do you know why the UVA football team should change its name to the "Possums"?
- Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do you get when you drive slowly by the UVA campus?
- A degree.
How do you get a UVA graduate off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.
Did you hear that a UVA player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident? - He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
What is the difference between a Wahoo and Rice Crispies?
- Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the UVA campus?
- The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.
What do a UVA student and a Virginia Tech student have in common?
- They both got accepted to UVA.
What do UVA grads and tornadoes have in common?
- They both move around a lot, but they all wind up in trailer parks.
How many UVA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? - None, it's a sophomore course.